LIL F*KIN GOODRS: SMALLER IS BALLER
Don't you hate it when people try to shame you for being smaller?! Psh, joke is on them!!! For example, we can buy designer duds in a children's size large, which just means we look fierce AND have more $$$ left over for extra margaritas, AND can still afford to ship ourselves cross country to our best friend's house in a cardboard box. See? #SmallerisBaller.
You know that song that goes something like "I wanna be a baller, I wish I was a little bit taller"?
Psh, whatever!!! We already know, but maybe you don't...
Smaller is Baller
Like these new smaller sunnies for ballers with smaller heads.
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