Goodr OGs - Always Be Closing

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Sale price$40.00

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ALWAYS BE CLOSING

HEY, YOU!!! Want to turn $40 of USELESS CHANGE into COLD, HARD GOLD?! OF COURSE, YOU DO!!! It's EASY, SAFE, and RELIABLE!!! Dig in your COUCH for COINS!!! Gather the CRUMPLED-UP DOLLARS your MOM gave you for FOLDING LAUNDRY!!! Steal SKRILLA from your LOVER'S WALLET while they hook up with your BEST FRIEND in a CULVERT!!! We'll turn YOUR CLAMS into ALWAYS BE CLOSING sunnies — blue frames with GOLD LENSES!!! This LIMITED RE-RELEASE isn't actually GOLD, but will make you FEEL like GOLD...possibly... ...maybe... ...we don't f*cking know. ACT NOW!!!


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